I left something bigger than Fred in the bowl this morning... and it smelled better too

I left something bigger than Fred in the bowl this morning... and it smelled better too

Are you specifically referring to your fantasy team or the Reds performance...or just getting in your 5 mandatory posts???

Fred.. the difference between us is that I can say things and they are funny.. I can even have fun with my avi.. you just always sound like you have your head up your ass regardless of your avi

Bump in the road for the President's Club last week.  Was leading the game until that weekend and lost the game at the end.  No big deal because we came out like gangbusters on Monday, outscoring everyone in the league and crushing our competition this week. As far as that breakdown thing goes.  We only have a losing record against the top team of the other division.  We have a winning record with everyone else except for two that we are tied with. The power ranks have us ranked No.1 even though we have 2 loses and the top team of the other division is undefeated.  Don't know if we can keep this up as we got hit with the injury bug.  Roy Holliday was just put on the DL just to name a few. 

MANY BLACK HEARTS HERE, TOO MANY TO SAVE FOR HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROWS. 

Good morning GB10!! <br /><br />Its Friday!!  

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Good TGIF Morning GB10, looks like my region of the country is in for some real nasty weather...not good.

 

The win by the Thunder last night vs the Spurs was the type of performance I think most expected to see in San Antonio...I don't know if that was the best they can play or not, but at this point I would be shocked if the series doesn't go at least 6 games.  With only 3 baseball games last night, I didn't even bother tuning into MLB Network to catch highlights or scores.

 

Since it is Friday and I don't usually do any wheeling and dealing on the weekend, I've decided to make Marty an offer he wwould be foolish to refuse given that Roy Halladay is out for at least a month or two and he is going to be in a cage match with about 5 or 6 other teams for the last two playoff slots.  That being said, I don't even expect him to counter-offer let alone accept...lol

some people repress their inner most feelings

I am on a strict diet to be able to go to a World Jamboree next year

So it is nice I can unleash my true inner self through my avi as a guy that can hip hop, loves white ho's and can knock off 2 buckets of Lee's Famous Fried Chicken and an entire bottle of Lousiana Hot sauce in one sitting....uh hu uh hu ya know it... 

Good to see you having so much fun with the picture. 

reminds me of the farmers daughter joke...

Fred Dave and Frank asked Farmer Scott if they could stay over night

Farmer Scott said they could sleep out in the barn on 2 conditions, you don't mess with the ponies and you don't sleep with my daughter Val

They agreed

When Scott went to bed, Val got undressed and stood by her window begging the boys to come up for a visit... she had run out of batteries

They did.... and woke up farmer Scott

He grabbed his shotgun and told them to strip naked and go out in the field and pic their favorite fruit

Fred was the first one back, he had an apple... Scott made Fred shove it up his own arse... Fred screamed in pain

Dave Brought back a grapefruit and had to do the same... at first he grimaced and then he burst out laughing...

Scott asked why he was laughing, it was supposed to hurt and Dave replied that Frank was bringing back a big watermellon...


just wait til we get a rematch when the Pirates come to Cincy.... MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

Just wait til we get a rematch when the Pirates come to Cincy.... MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

...and if they face any combination of Mcdonald, Bedard, or Burnett they will lose again.

you gonna back that up watermellon boy???

It's Saturday and the President's Club is still leading this week by 130pts and still tops in points overall as well.  No weekend comebacks for this week's victim.  On to the next week.  Good news is that Carlos Gonzales and James McDonald exploded for 47 and 30 points for our team, bad news is that Roy Holliday and Jered Weaver are on the DL until mid-july and mid-june. 

I've been reading threads for a while but just started posting. Yours is one of the more interesting so thanks for the fun.

we only have 2 rules here...

don't piss off Val... only Hawks4eternity and I are allowed to do that

and don't trade with Fred...

anything else is good to go

I've been reading threads for a while but just started posting.

You couldn't have been reading for that long, your born date is only 5/23/12.  Thanks for dropping a post on the GB10 though, it gets rather slow around here on the weekends.  So slow that davey have to post to himself for a full page before someone shows up.

you gonna back that up watermellon boy???

Same bet providing at least two of those guys pitch. I'd advise against taking the bet if you face all three.

we only have 2 rules here...

don't piss off Val... only Hawks4eternity and I are allowed to do that

and don't trade with Fred...

Actually there's 3 rules here. 

Rule No 3. - Ignore rule No. 1  

Go Phillies!!!