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July 3, 2012 2:16 pm

Hangs sign on door ...gone racing ..damn its hot Yell
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

July 4, 2012 12:22 am

My power went off for a couple of days also.  The heavy winds blew my porch swing
off my deck and crashed into my 28 foot round above ground pool destroying it.
It's going to cost me close to $5,00 to replace it.  Waiting for my insurance company
to let me know how much they are willing to pay.  I get my power back on, go coach my
niece's softball game and another storm hits.  We are coming back in the 5th inning, with 2 on
and 1 out and then another storm hits.  We lose because they say we had 4 innings in
already so they are not going to let us continue.  Head back to Springfield, and now my
mother-in-law has her power out at one of my rental properties and the giant tree in her
front yard is a total mess, now I'm paying over $800 to clean up the mess.   I too lost at least $150
in food, but probably saved over $300 by taking the rest to my brother-in-law's house.
I don't think my wife and I can stand another storm hitting anytime soon.  I'm heading to my
2nd home in Tennessee on Sunday.  The heck with Ohio for a couple of weeks. 
DaveysDawgs
SinceMay 11, 2009
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July 4, 2012 3:40 pm

It’s widely believed that first-round draft pick Brandon Weeden is the quarterback of the future in Cleveland, and that Colt McCoy doesn’t have much of a future with the Browns. But McCoy doesn’t see it that way.

McCoy, who’s back home in Texas this week running a youth football camp, told the Abilene Reporter-News that he’s still holding out hope that he can be the Browns’ franchise quarterback, and looking forward to a future in Cleveland.

I really like Cleveland,” McCoy said. “I’ve always been a guy that wants to finish what he starts.”

McCoy said all he wants is the opportunity to compete with Weeden and Seneca Wallace and prove that he’s the Browns’ best bet at quarterback.

“That’s part of my nature,” McCoy said. “You’re getting everything I have, whether that’s working, preparing, studying or practicing. Unfortunately, a lot of things are out of my control. The main thing for me is not to worry about those things I can’t control. I have to go in, do my job and have high character and compete my tail off, if the opportunity’s available. Other than that, there’s not much you can do. So that’s what I try to do every day.”

Still, McCoy seems to realize that the Browns want an upgrade over what he has provided them.

“It’s been a rough ride thus far,” McCoy said. “We’ve had our ups and downs. I’ve had three [offensive] coordinators going into my third year. Two head coaches in two years. There’s been some ups and downs and things you have to fight through. Most are things out of your control. But for me, I would just like a little consistency. I love the town. I love the fans. I think they truly deserve a winning football team. That’s what I want to do. I want to be there for the ride of turning that thing around. We’ll see what happens.”

What we’ll probably see is McCoy leaving Cleveland. But he’s not ready for that.

bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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July 4, 2012 3:45 pm

Davey enjoy Tennesee ..cant be any hotter down there than it is around here Yell

i blew off all parties untill later tonight . last nights racing whupped me . late night at the track with three classes of cars totaling a 132 of them lots of hard racing just to make the main show . go hard or go home every lap and they did just that . just wish i could still wheel one myself Frown..nights like last night remind a guy just how much he misses that aspect of it .

did i say ..damn its hot Yell

my best buddy today is the central air cranking .. which will lead to more Yell Cry once i get the electric bill
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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July 4, 2012 8:47 pm

  The Smart Blonde
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.

... The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,
she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies..... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke!
Riff-Raff714
SinceApr 17, 2009
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July 5, 2012 12:07 pm

I like it!
Got any good ones on global warming?  Man it is stinking hot. I am on vacation this week and i am not venturing out anywhere where there isn't water. Hit the beach in NJ, but the sand is so hot it'll melt your flip flops, then your feet.

I think the back yard pool and some frosty ones will roung out the week.

Hope eveyone had a greatg Independence Day!

kendawg
SinceNov 8, 2006
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

July 5, 2012 12:42 pm

After 35 years of marriage, a
husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the
problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every
problem they had ever had in the years they had been
married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,
emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an
entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. 


Finally, after allowing this for
a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked
around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he
embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband
watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and
quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned
to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at
least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" 


"Well, I can drop her off here
on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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July 5, 2012 1:08 pm

With Sports Illustrated's Peter King on vacation this week, he allowed Indianapolis Colts rookie tight end Coby Fleener to write this week's edition of Monday Morning Quarterback. It ended up being a good fit because Fleener was able to keep a diary of the four days he spent at the AFC Rookie Symposium last week.

As part of the event, Fleener explained that the rookies were participating in an "Ultimate Rookie Challenge." What did that entail?

Four times during the symposium, rookies were given eight different questions and 10 seconds to answer each of them. The top five prizes for the teams that won were: 5th: Xbox Kinect, 4th: Beats headphones, 3rd: Bose Soundlink Wireless music system, 2nd: Bose Music System 3, and 1st: iPad.

The Browns ended up taking third place, finishing behind the Patriots and the Chargers. Fleener added a playful jab at Browns rookie linebacker Emmanuel Acho, wondering how he was able to get so many answers buzzed in before everyone else:

I'm convinced that Emmanuel Acho, formerly of Texas and now a linebacker for the Browns, was somehow cheating the system after he registered the fastest correct answer four separate times.

We've got a genius on our hands. Fleener noted that in addition to the Browns, he was equally skeptical to the fact that the Patriots took first place. Now that I can understand.

A little unrelated, this article has a photograph of Brandon Weeden from when he visited the Pro Football Hall of Fame on Saturday. His choice of attire? That Cleveland Indians shirt that he seems to adore, a Cleveland Browns cap, and a backpack. The guy is still a kid at heart.

bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

July 5, 2012 1:09 pm

A little unrelated, this article has a photograph of Brandon Weeden from when he visited the Pro Football Hall of Fame on Saturday. His choice of attire? That Cleveland Indians shirt that he seems to adore, a Cleveland Browns cap, and a backpack. The guy is still a kid at heart.

Sweeeeeet!!!


Cool
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

July 5, 2012 6:01 pm

By most accounts, the Cleveland Browns appear confident that their current crop of wide receivers will be good enough to get the job done in 2012.

However, the current group has not instilled confidence in a fanbase that has been in an uproar over Cleveland's inability to add a premier pass-catcher this offseason.

The Browns did draft Miami wideout Travis Benjamin in the fourth round of April's draft and added Oklahoma State receiver Josh Cooper as an undrafted free agent. Both players will likely have their role in Cleveland's offense this season, but neither Benjamin (5'10", 172 pounds) or Cooper (5'11", 195 pounds) possesses the size/speed combination of a prototypical receiver to pair with projected No. 1 wideout Greg Little.

Since the start of free agency, fans have been clamoring for the Browns to bring in somebody with the skills and measurables to create mismatches in the passing game. Outside of Benjamin and Cooper, however, Cleveland has stood firm.

Fortunately, Cleveland may have one last opportunity to bring a talented, young wideout into the fold.

Next week (July 12), the National Football League will hold its annual supplemental draft, during which teams can bid 2013 draft picks to select from a pool of players who did not declare for the regular draft and now wish to go pro—often due to NCAA eligibility concerns.

This year's supplemental draft consists of eight prospects, including one who may deserve to be on Cleveland's radar.

Despite not playing football last season, former Baylor wide receiver Josh Gordon has begun to generate quite a buzz since declaring for the 2012 supplemental draft. After transferring to Utah, Gordon was forced to sit out the 2011 season due to NCAA transfer rules. However, in his last season at Baylor, Gordon hauled in a solid 42 passes for 714 yards and seven touchdowns.

"I noticed him in 2010 while watching other players at Baylor. Just thought that guy is pretty good," NFL Network analyst Daniel Jeremiah recently said. "I saw him at Utah -- coaches were just raving how athletic and talented he was."

While Gordon did not produce eye-popping numbers in his lone season as a collegiate starter, his measurables has certainly caught the attention of pro scouts. At 6'4" and 225 pounds, Gordon is a big, physical receiver with the size to create mismatches against smaller defensive backs, and his speed (Gordon was clocked in the low 4.3s in the 40-yard dash at Baylor) could make him a game-breaker at the NFL level.

Of course, Gordon does not come without off-field concerns and teams will have to fully evaluate his character before placing a bid in next week's draft. An indefinite suspension for violation of Baylor team rules led to Gordon's transfer to Utah, and he was arrested last October after being found in a car containing marijuana. Teams will also have to find out exactly why Gordon has decided to declare for the NFL now.

However, if Gordon puts any character concerns to rest before next Thursday, he could become a very hot commodity once the bidding begins. He is easily the most talented player available in this year's supplemental draft and, according to some, he may be the most talented player to declare for the supplemental draft in years.
"The 6-foot-4, 225-pound Gordon has good speed and looks like a pro receiver. He could be the most talented supplemental pick since linebacker Ahmad Brooks, who went to the Cincinnati Bengals in the third round in 2006 and later made noise as a member of the San Francisco 49ers." NFL.com's Gregg Rosenthal recently wrote.

Gordon is currently projected as a third- or fourth-round pick and a receiver-needy team, such as the Browns, may be wise to take a gamble.
Notoriously non-committal team president Mike Holmgren has admitted that he is still open to adding to the wide receiver position this offseason. With the free agent pool now down to the likes of Braylon Edwards and Plaxico Burress, the supplemental draft may be Cleveland's best chance of adding some fresh firepower to the passing game.

Follow National Football Authority on Twitter: @NFAuthority & @Kris_Knox
For more NFL coverage follow @NFA_NFL

bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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July 5, 2012 6:12 pm

If Gordon is still there in the fifth round AND he has passed the character test then why not take him ? all they are doing is spending a later round pick on a postion of need .

I am all for giving people second chances depending on the offense . he has shown his imaturity . then again who didnt at that  age Innocent..i got my second chance thanks to the judge that " suggusted " i leave my hometown and join the US army or go to jail again  . those were my options . options that arent available to people anymore for some reason .

i thanked the Judge a year later while home on leave .
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

July 5, 2012 10:24 pm

In past years, the process of signing draft picks didn’t heat up until after the Fourth of July.  This year, more than 200 draft picks already have inked four-year deals.

As of this posting, 31 rookies remain unsigned.  Of that amount, 14 were picked in the first round.

None of the top eight picks in the draft have agreed to terms.  Browns running back Trent Richardson, the third overall pick, has said he’ll wait for the first two selections (Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin, III) to sign their deals.  Luck’s contract supposedly is close, according to owner Jim Irsay.  But that was nearly two weeks ago.

Four of the top eight picks are represented by CAA, and all eight are believed to want fully-guaranteed contracts without so-called “offset language.”  The teams are resisting, and no one is blinking, yet.

At No. 20, the Titans and receiver Kendall Wright could be squabbling over whether he’ll get a four-year fully-guaranteed deal, given that the player taken in the 20th spot last year (Bucs defensive end Adrian Clayborn) received a four-year fully-guaranteed contract, even though the three players taken before him didn’t.  Browns quarterback Brandon Weeden, taken No. 22 in the draft, reportedly wants a fully-guaranteed contract even though the player taken in that slot last year didn’t get four years of fully-guaranteed compensation.

Though it’s too early to worry about training-camp holdouts, the shrinking class of unsigned players only becomes more glaring as more of the unsigned players sign their rookie contracts.  It would be a surprise if there isn’t at least one draft pick who fails to make it to training camp on time, regardless of the reality that the vast majority already have ensured their attendance.

bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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July 6, 2012 11:25 am

TGIF Lounge HOUNDZCool

Hope everyone had a safe and enjoyable 4thSmile

Four of the top eight picks are represented by CAA, and all eight are believed to want fully-guaranteed contracts without so-called “offset language.”  The teams are resisting, and no one is blinking, yet.
If their agents weren't so damn GreedyMoney mouth

Sign the damn paper and play ballYell 


Friday Funnies...

Wonder how big of a welt Lyman left on this guy Surprised


Hangs sign on door ...gone racing ..damn its hot Yell

Flips the sign over

GONE FISHIN'



Have a good weekend all...


Stay coolCool
Crextin
SinceApr 2, 2009
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July 6, 2012 1:37 pm

Crex ..that was funny . i have seen that before



Lyman ..stay off the golf course Laughing
Riff-Raff714
SinceApr 17, 2009
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July 6, 2012 1:38 pm

http://youtu.be/nUZwoG5zPeY



the good old daze .the corner Brothers Cool
Riff-Raff714
SinceApr 17, 2009
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July 6, 2012 3:16 pm

For the past two years, fans and media alike have called for the Browns to add a top tier wide receiver to the group, but the Browns have not done so.

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As the Browns prepare to embark their second season under Pat Shurmur there are many questions that remain. With training camp opening Sat. July 28, we’re going to take a position-by-position analysis of the current roster as the team heads to camp over the next few weeks.

Part three is the wide receiver position.

Candidates: Greg Little, Mohamed Massaquoi, Josh Cribbs, Jordan Norwood, Carlton Mitchell, Rod Windsor, Travis Benjamin, Josh Cooper, Bert Reed, Owen Spencer and Jermaine Saffold.

For the past two years, fans and media alike have called for the Browns to add a top tier wide receiver to the group, but the Browns have not done so.

However, it wasn’t for the lack of trying. They did try to add to their receiving corps, but missed out on Pierre Garcon and Josh Morgan in free agency.

Then in the draft, they reportedly, were set to draft Kendall Wright with their 22nd pick, but the Titans selected him two spots ahead of them. Feeling none of the other receivers remaining were worthy of a first-, second- or third-round pick they didn’t select a receiver until they took Benjamin in the fourth-round.

Tom Heckert didn’t want to add a veteran just to add one. Shurmur and Heckert both feel the current group will take a major step up in 2012—and they’re counting on it.

Shurmur said during minicamp that Little and Massaquoi were the starters from the onset. Little came to camp 11 pounds lighter than his rookie season and looks like he is ready to take a big step in just his second year.

Mike Holmgren called out Massaquoi at least twice during the off-season, saying he expected him to have a breakout year. Massaquoi’s biggest goal might be trying to stay healthy as he’s been dinged in each of the past two seasons, with a broken foot and at least two concussions.

Shurmur and Heckert have both alluded to the fact that Brandon Weeden will make the receivers better. If that doesn’t happen, it will be obvious where the blame will lie.

Benjamin must make an impact. He has the speed to stretch the field and the Browns are hoping he could become as big an impact player as DeSean Jackson is to the Eagles. He showed he has the speed but it’s an unknown yet if he can get away from bigger, more physical NFL cornerbacks.

Little (6-2, 220, 2nd year, North Carolina) – As a rookie, Little played in all 16 games, including 12 starts. He caught 61 passes for 709 yards. His totals were 20 more than the second receiver on the team. Little caught 6 passes in three different games with his biggest yardage production coming against the Cardinals with 131 yards and a score. The Browns are expecting him to emerge as their true No. 1. His biggest problem as a rookie was the inability to hang on to passes as he dropped 12 passes. However, he feels it was a lack of concentration and thinks those problems have been corrected.

Massaquoi (6-2, 207, 4th year, Georgia) – Massaquoi had 31 receptions for 384 yards (12.4 avg.) and two touchdowns in 14 games. Massaquoi caught 34 passes as a rookie and 36 in his second season. His career average per reception is 14.8 yards per reception. Massaquoi had a broken foot at the start of training camp in 2011 and he got off to a slow start. He also suffered his second concussion that sidelined him for two games.

Cribbs (6-1, 215, 8th year, Kent State) – Cribbs had his most productive season as a receiver with 41 receptions for 518 yards (12.6 avg.) and 4 touchdowns, which was good enough for second on the team. His previous best was 23 receptions for 292 yards and one touchdown. He showed last year he can be a productive NFL receiver, especially breaking tackles in the open field.

Norwood (5-11, 180, 2nd year, Penn State) – Norwood saw his most playing time in 2011 as he played in 14 games with four starts. He ended up with 23 receptions for 268 yards and a touchdown. His 11.7 avg. was the third best on the team. He suffered a concussion against the Cardinals and was inactive for the final two games. His best game was a five reception game against the 49ers. He’s the leading contender for the slot position. His biggest question, similarly to Massaquoi is his durability.

Mitchell (6-3, 215, 3rd year, South Florida) – Mitchell had a finger injury that required surgery during training camp that put him behind and he was never able to make a significant contribution. He was active for 11 games and made his first NFL reception in the 15th game against the Ravens. He caught two passes for 12 yards in that game and caught a 19-yard pass in the season finale against the Steelers. He finished the season with 3 receptions for 31 yards (10.3 avg.). Mitchell could be the dark horse player to emerge as he is one of the more intriguing players. He has the size and speed to be productive and could be a boom or bust type player. This is a make or break year for him.

Windsor (6-2, 205, one year, Western New Mexico) – Windsor was on the practice squad for most of the 2011 season until he was activated to the 53-man roster for the final two games. He was inactive for both games. He caught five passes for 83 yards and a touchdown during the preseason.

Benjamin (5-10, 175, Rookie, Miami (Fla.) – Benjamin was drafted in the fourth round, making him the biggest off-season acquisition at wide receiver. Benjamin has blazing speed, but the question remains will he be able to get off the line against bigger and more physical NFL cornerbacks.

Cooper (5-10, 190, Rookie, Oklahoma State) – Cooper had a very impressive rookie OTAs and minicamp. He is a security blanket for Weeden after being his second receiver behind Justin Blackmon in college. Cooper will battle to be the slot receiver with Norwood and several others to make the roster. As an undrafted free agent, Cooper could be a candidate for the practice squad.

Reed (5-10, 180, Rookie, Florida State) – As an undrafted rookie free agent, Reed needs to have a big training camp to find a roster spot. He flashed in the spring practices, showing good hands and quickness. Reed most likely, is in a battle for a spot on the practice squad.

Saffold (6-0, 200, Rookie, Missouri State) – Similarly to Reed, Saffold is a long shot, at best, to make the team.

Spencer (6-3, 185, Rookie, N.C. State) – Spencer is in an uphill battle as another undrafted rookie free agent.

Better than 2011? One of the factors the front office is counting on is that the returning receivers all know the system and what’s expected of them. They expect Little to take a major step from a very productive rookie season and emerge as the team’s top receiver. Massaquoi is also expected to step up in a big way. Cribbs showed he can be productive and between Mitchell and Norwood, the Browns are expected one of them to break out.

Benjamin is the only new addition and his blazing speed should stretch the defense, but it’s hard to know if he can be the game-changing receiver the Browns hope as a rookie. The Browns will give Benjamin every opportunity to break into the lineup.

Weeden’s bigger arm should help make the receivers look better. The biggest question is whether they will be able to hang on to the ball after leading the NFL as a group in dropped passes in 2011.


bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

July 6, 2012 5:00 pm

As the Browns prepare to embark upon their second season under Pat Shurmur there are many questions that remain. With training camp opening Sat. July 28, we’re going to take a position-by-position analysis of the current roster as the team heads to camp over the next few weeks. Part four we look at the tight end position.
Candidates: (Ben Watson, Evan Moore, Alex Smith, Jordan Cameron, Dan Gronkowski and Brad Smelley)
The Browns tight end position could be one of the deepest positions on the team. With some of the uncertainty at wide receiver, the tight ends could help the passing game significantly. Watson caught 68 passes in his first season with the Browns, but dropped to just 37 last season.  Moore and Cameron are athletic tight ends who create mismatches and if the duo can be implemented into the offense, the offense could get a big boost.   Watson (6-3, 255, 9th year, Georgia) – He is the most all around tight end on the roster as he’s a good blocker and receiver. Watson is recovered from concussions, but having suffered multiple head injuries  in recent years, this could be a concern. Watson caught 37 passes for 410 yards (11.1 avg.) and two touchdowns, which was a big drop from 2010 when he caught 68 passes for 763 yards and three touchdowns.    Moore (6-6, 250, 4th year, Stanford) – The Browns signed him to an extension last year as a core-type player, but didn’t utilize him as much as they could’ve. Moore is mostly a receiver and the ability to create mismatches is his strong suit. He is more of a liability as a blocker. Moore had a career best 34 receptions for 324 yards (9.5 avg.) and four touchdowns in 16 games, including four starts. Moore had four or more receptions in three of the last four games, including five against the Ravens.   Smith (6-4, 258, 8th year, Stanford) – The Browns re-signed him as a free agent despite finishing last season on injured reserve with a shoulder injury. Smith’s most infamous play last year was when a handoff was called to the fullback and Smith was in the game and mishandled the snap. Smith was probably the best blocking tight end last season. He caught 14 passes for 131 yards (9.4 avg.) and one touchdown in 14 games.   Cameron (6-5, 245, 2nd year, USC) – There’s been a lot of talk about Cameron this off-season and the hope is he starts to show this season why the Browns selected him in the fourth-round last year. He finished his rookie season with six receptions for 33 yards, but had five in the final three games.   Gronkowski (6-5, 255, 3rd year, Maryland) – Dan hopes to make the type of impact his brother Rob has in New England. Joined the Browns late in the season when Smith and Watson were put on injured reserve and appeared in two games.
Smelley (6-2, 235, Rookie, Alabama) – This versatile rookie could dislodge a veteran because he can play both fullback and tight end. Smelley was impressive in the rookie OTAs and the minicamp and raised some eyebrows with his play.
Better than 2011? The cast is pretty much the same as last year. However, Watson is healthy to start the season and Moore and Cameron should be much better threats this season. If Watson could return to his form of 2010 when he caught 68 passes, the Browns offense will be much improved.
Moore had a career best 34 receptions, but still wasn’t prominent in the offense. Both he and Cameron present matchup problems for defenses if they can be utilized properly.
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

July 6, 2012 5:00 pm

Yell
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

July 6, 2012 5:05 pm

 woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel Horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
Compliment."
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007
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Dawg Pound Lounge ,

July 6, 2012 5:07 pm

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
bluezhound32
SinceNov 8, 2007